Sunday, December 18, 2011

Toxicity of granite and glue?

so my friends and I got drunk last night and we thought it would be totally cool to drink random sh*t. My friend drank about a pint of ethanol and was all arrogant and stuff, so I drank about a half pint of that furniture glue you get at home depot. It made my mouth all sticky, so I ate a bunch of sand and gravel off the parking lot. This morning I had a higher than normal body temperature and I noticed that there seemed to be a high pressure in my stomach. Will I sh*t bricks?

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